This is the final warning to my children that have the capacity to read.
At exactly 5:33 pm on Tuesday, May 11, photos of your bedrooms will be on the worldwide web.
Which means you have exactly 7 days, which is 168 hours, to make your rooms presentable.
It is up to you what mankind will see. The beautiful rooms they are - which your daddy worked long, hot, tiring hours to give you - or the way they look now.
It is up to you what mankind will see. The beautiful rooms they are - which your daddy worked long, hot, tiring hours to give you - or the way they look now.
Chances are up, my darlins'.
You can thank me later.
This message will not self-destruct and it is not a hoax.
Be afraid, my chicks, be very afraid.
Be afraid, my chicks, be very afraid.
Love,
Your Doting But Fed-Up Mama
