And yes, he does say this -
Back in the 1800's, right?
And, believe me, I do more than just beg to differ.
I oppose loudly. He blushes and stumbles and explains he meant the 1900's. And really it doesn't sound much better.
The 1900's? Really, Max?
And then today we are preparing his project fair items and reviewing the Titanic books. Do I really have to go on? You know where I'm going here, right?
And yes, he does say this -
Mommy, how old were you when the Titanic sank?
Older than you're ever gonna see, Son.