He's out on the porch playing with a neighbor little girl.
This cup was made in China, he says.
Ohhhhh, she says, clearly impressed.
China is far far away. It is in Texas, my son says.
Well, maybe not in Texas, but in Spanish, he continues.
Ohhhhh, she says.
We yell from inside - Max, where is China?
In that place that speaks Spanish, he yells back.
Ohhhhhh - we say.
That's it, baby boy. You impress those girls. They really go for the brainy guys.