Pause it.
Hurry.
Why in the world would he do that, Daddy?
Um.
Why -
Just watch. That's not him.
That's gonna be -
Um.
I knew one of them was gonna come up.
Um.
Why does he have blue eyes? He should have green. He'd be more creepier.
(Insert heavy sigh from mama/teacher here.)
(Insert heavy sigh from mama/teacher here.)
Um.
Why'd he just kill himself, Daddy?
Too long to post.
What?
What?
What, Daddy?
Just watch.
She's not really gonna die, is she, Daddy?
Um.
This goes on for nearly two hours.
Their movie language.
It's one of the ways he speaks love to her -
patience.
