Someone please remind my hormones how blessed I am.
Someone please remind my hormones what a beautiful day it is.
Someone please remind my hormones that my children are treasures, not trouble.
Someone please remind my hormones that chocolate for 3 meals a day + snack does not constitute nutrition.
Someone please remind my hormones we volunteered for this.
And finally, someone please remind my bad hormones that good ones are coming to the rescue - eventually. So they can take a hike.