Have a dressed up day!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Last Chance

This is the final warning to my children that have the capacity to read.

At exactly 5:33 pm on Tuesday, May 11, photos of your bedrooms will be on the worldwide web.

Which means you have exactly 7 days, which is 168 hours, to make your rooms presentable.

It is up to you what mankind will see.  The beautiful rooms they are - which your daddy worked long, hot, tiring hours to give you - or the way they look now.

Chances are up, my darlins'.

You can thank me later.

This message will not self-destruct and it is not a hoax.

Be afraid, my chicks, be very afraid.

Love,
Your Doting But Fed-Up Mama

4 comments:

Greg and Donna said...

Wow! A public posting of bedrooms, clean or not. Its a good thing you gave 7 days notice!

Jennifer said...

I am afraid that I would be the one most bothered by having to follow through on that threat in my house!

KTElltt said...

HA! You are a creative parent! I LOVE IT!!!! And kids, I will put the pics on photobucket and anywhere else I can think of once your mom posts them on her blog. I'm just trying to reinforce the warning... :)

Rie said...

Jennifer, I know what you mean. I'm working on my follow-through ability - you know, just in case THEY DON'T CARE!

Trust me, it is not a pretty sight, a fellow could get lost in there. I say a fellow cause at least us ladies would ask for help.

Drawing of me losing my cool courtesy of budding artist, Izzy.


Have a dressed up day!


. . . put on a heart of compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience. Colossians 3:12